情书

老婆，

你不开心时，我会让你开心
你开心时，我会让你更开心
你有complain时，我会用心去听
你伤心时，我会帮你忘了伤心事
你生气时，我会弄你笑
你需要我时，我就在你身边
你不需要我时，我会旁等你， 在你需要我时，我马上就到。


老婆， 我爱你。

It's raining crabs!

Oh yes, that's my dream.

My dream is very crappy. I woke up laughing!

This is how the dream went.

I was washing hand at the basin and I felt sharp pain on my right hand. I saw skin coming out from my palm and I felt that the sharp pain was from a spot in the middle of my palm. I felt that there was something that stuck there but I could not get it out. I washed my hands but I overturned the tap and water is overflowing from the basin. I quickly turned off the tap.

The next time I knew was that there were water bursting out from everywhere. So I ran. I ran to the next room where that was another basin. I tried to water my hands there. And all of the sudden, the water burst from everywhere again but with crabs flying all over the place.

One of the crab caught hold of my leg. I raised up my leg and showed it to a person standing beside me. I asked him whether if he wants the crab. He was like NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I saw many crabs flying around and I scold, "It's raining crab! It's raining crab!"

The next moment, I woke up laughing and I could not stop laughing.

My dream is very crappy!